Mashed Potato - Beanie

This design is smooth, buttery, and absolutely serving—because being soft doesn’t mean you’re not a whole damn mood. Rock this Mashed Potato masterpiece like the creamy, chaotic neutral you are. Whether you’re serving side dish energy or ready to mash your enemies with passive-aggressive kindness, this bold block text says, “I’m cozy and unbothered.”

It’s for the queens who comfort others but won’t be stepped on. The ones who can slay a Friendsgiving and a feud in the same breath. Show the world you’re whipped to perfection, emotionally stable(ish), and ready to starch some drama.

Warning: may cause sudden cravings and side-eye admiration.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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