This design is smooth, buttery, and absolutely serving—because being soft doesn’t mean you’re not a whole damn mood. Rock this Mashed Potato masterpiece like the creamy, chaotic neutral you are. Whether you’re serving side dish energy or ready to mash your enemies with passive-aggressive kindness, this bold block text says, “I’m cozy and unbothered.”
It’s for the queens who comfort others but won’t be stepped on. The ones who can slay a Friendsgiving and a feud in the same breath. Show the world you’re whipped to perfection, emotionally stable(ish), and ready to starch some drama.
Warning: may cause sudden cravings and side-eye admiration.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
