This design is giving “I have back pain and zero tolerance for nonsense.” Bold. Blocky. Brutally honest. Whether you’re crushing it in carpool karaoke or rage-squinting at the thermostat, Middle Aged is not a crisis—it’s a power move.
Gone are the days of people-pleasing and low-rise jeans. Now it’s all meal prep, murder podcasts, and moisturizers with SPF 90. This tee screams, “I might forget your name, but I won’t forget your BS.” Perfect for anyone who’s embracing the glory years between “young and fun” and “get off my lawn.”
You're not over the hill—you are the hill. And you look fabulous from the summit.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
