Middle Aged - Tote Bag

Embrace the cheeky charm of maturity with our “MIDDLE AGED” design! It’s bold, it’s stretched, and it’s unapologetically upfront—just like the best of us who’ve hit the sweet spot of life. This design is perfect for anyone who’s been around the block enough times to know that ‘vintage’ is just a trendy word for ‘been there, done that’. Slap this on your gear to let the world know you’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned and marinated to perfection. It’s the ideal way to wear your age with a wink and a nudge, reminding everyone that if middle age is a game, you’re winning it by a landslide!


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!